Acá somos todos medio bilingües, ya sea mediante First Certificate, TOEFL o consumo compulsivo de productos audiovisuales anglosajones, así que nunca está de más compartir los mejores tweets en inglés del año.
do we have a deal pic.twitter.com/9wSGZdInOn
— matt 🍉 (@matt_boot_) January 25, 2023
when a book opens with two quotes and the first one is academic and the second one is like, an ariana grande lyric? i eat it up every time i can’t lie
— Olivia Craighead (@oliviacraighead) January 26, 2023
gm to the tiktok lady who said the myth of Sisyphus is about the value of having a good daily routine and that Sisyphus is happy because he is getting more swole every time he pushes the boulder up. my brain gets hot like an old laptop thinking about it
— sick public transit, gloria (@seungylee14) January 31, 2023
"just sending you a voice note because it's quicker"
— Brianna Parkins (@parkinsbrea) February 4, 2023
QUICKER FOR WHO? NOT ME THAT'S WHO
chris martin looks like a toddler named Rydyr at a pre-school that costs $50,000 a year pic.twitter.com/pijohbFnDj
— Dana Schwartz – on hiatus (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 6, 2023
— Aiden, Grey Eagle of the Amarican Steppe (@Aiden_CDN) February 5, 2023
Boric: Youngest president in Chilean history, embodied hope of a new generation. Less than 40% approval
— Populism Updates (@PopulismUpdates) February 27, 2023
Castillo: Insurgent ex-teacher/union leader, shocked Peru and became president out of nowhere. Less than 30% approval
AMLO: Old man posts about elves and fruit. 60%+ approval
The war on poverty continues 🫠 pic.twitter.com/YoxUV51Qwp
— Fuck You I Quit (@fuckyouiquit) March 1, 2023
"oh nooooo my kids hahaha whatever" pic.twitter.com/M3Favh8Czf
— weird medieval guys BOOK OUT NOW !! (@WeirdMedieval) March 1, 2023
My toddler daughter’s three energy levels pic.twitter.com/ZuoWszatoN
— Thierry Blancpain (@blancpain) March 4, 2023
Welcome to 2023, where you literally can't drive a car in a random direction without hitting a podcast. https://t.co/sLVatMt4aq
— Tom Doran (gypsum.fantastic on Threads) 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 (@portraitinflesh) March 7, 2023
This is officially the whitest trial of all time https://t.co/CRh8atNcMU
— Dan Amira (@DanAmira) March 22, 2023
Fred Durst looks like he coached high school basketball for 23 years with a .386 winning percentage and now drinks coffee alone at 6:30 every morning at a Wendy’s. pic.twitter.com/oct1pP9Qzp
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) March 23, 2023
Why did the White House post this menacing ass picture pic.twitter.com/f2k0pBKy8O
— Eli۞ 🌍🐫 (@erallover) April 10, 2023
Verification is gone, I guess we can start using this meme in replies to everyone now pic.twitter.com/76qu7cFTga
— David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙♂️🌈 (@David_Leavitt) April 20, 2023
gas station cashier said “ok dick tracy” when I used my apple watch to pay for my biscuit and I don’t think I can ever wear this thing again
— ＷＥＴ ＡＲＭＡＤＩＬＬＯ (@BauceSauce) May 4, 2023
A Borges story where Taylor Swift, having re-recorded all her songs to recover the rights, devotes the rest of her career to recording them over and over again, and her fans are pitted against each other over which minutely different iterations they prefer.
— Dígame Concejal (@RSGAT) May 6, 2023
no prestigious degree in the world will help you understand gen z marketing. you simply have to be chronically online
— jamie (@itsjamiecho) May 9, 2023
premium cable: we apologize for how we portrayed allergies in the season premier for The Interior Architect
— Lead Actor from Pixar’s Sodas (@ByYourLogic) May 10, 2023
network TV: our protagonist caught autism from being in a hot car as a kid and now he cries a lot but he’s got an absolute python for a cock
VITAMIN WATER: we’re like water, but with vitamins
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) May 13, 2023
ME: which ones
VITAMIN WATER: well sugar is a vitamin
ME: no it’s not
VITAMIN WATER: what about blue
“In California you cannot build affordable housing. If you ask for to build affordable housing, they say ‘that’s gentrification’ and then they shoot you” pic.twitter.com/sU3VhofWeP
— Kenny Schippler (@gaslightyourmom) May 13, 2023
Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) May 15, 2023
If you spend too much time on twitter you automatically become the Hell Correspondent for your friends with lives
— Amy A (@lolennui) May 16, 2023
the funniest thing about the disney live-action remakes is that they want nostalgia soundtracks but also need to sneak in an original song for oscar qualification. so it’ll be five or six familiar musical numbers and then suddenly in the middle, the worst song you’ve ever heard
— John DiLillo (@JohnDiLillo) May 28, 2023
Just learned there’s an INTERPOL music cue when Joey kisses Rachel on Friends. Does not feel like that should be possible era-wise, like when you learn Salvador Dali lived long enough to watch Top Gun
— Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) June 11, 2023
They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn't any demon stuff.
— Nate (@thenatewolf) June 11, 2023
abba music: 🪩 💃 🕺 🕺 💃 🪩
— re: emma (@evemmore) July 12, 2023
abba lyrics: I hate my job. I am getting divorced. I am so tired all the time. the Spanish civil war
Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days
— 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 (@im_all_id) July 21, 2023
if you drop a chicken cutlet on the floor it absorbs all kinds of dirt & particles that make it undesirable. Thats sort of how AI works
— wint (@dril) July 24, 2023
i'm so confused which one did timothee chalamet do pic.twitter.com/q5tAmS2mAa
— prezoh (@prezoh) September 5, 2023
convincing my daughter all rich people arent evil by spending the GDP of paraguay to buy her favorite website and fill it with nazis https://t.co/oxRE7lkhRo
— ostonox (@ostonox) September 6, 2023
The b-sides on the trance record pic.twitter.com/HDinIsRh3D
— george (@deejaygeejaygee) October 1, 2023
Airline attendant: We are now boarding for Group 1 only. I repeat, Group 1 only.
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) October 30, 2023
Someone from Group 6: pic.twitter.com/qCBYfhFeAk
Sometimes I forget this is how everybody in Britain gets their news and then a lot of things make sense https://t.co/Ms5VK1j5GU
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) November 1, 2023
— juan 🧙♂️ (@realjuanruocco) November 22, 2023
Instagram ads: Here’s the specific water bottle your were talking about yesterday and a sweater pre-selected in your favorite color
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 25, 2023
Twitter ads: Here’s 9000 Cheech & Chong gummies and a promoted post from user TrumpsAmericaa420 that just says “the Jews”
The other people look like if Jeffery Epstein was split into two people https://t.co/CjRypwVbbt
— mister science policy (@Forever_Wario) November 26, 2023
this is what I expect to see when a child asks me to “watch this” https://t.co/maHBcLOHgP
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) November 26, 2023
Giving your kids allowances to "teach them the value of money" is white middle class bullshit. Im trapping my kids in predatory loans to teach them about IMF debt diplomacy
— Demon Realms (@Demon_Realms) December 30, 2023
Y si gustan, acá los mejores tweets de 2023 (argentinos y en español).
